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My friend Izzo  came to me and asked me the most romantic way to propose to his girlfriend. It was a really long time ago and they maybe well on their way to having their first born by now but if Izzo has been waiting for my ideas then I’m sorry for the long wait bro and here are your ways.

Izzo has been with this girl let’s call her Callota for 2 years.  Let me begin by saying her real name is not Callota which we shall shorten to Cal; however, I met a girl with the most beautiful dreadlocks at my salon and her name was Callota so in memory of mothers with bad taste in names for their children including mine Cal it is.

Anyway Izzo would like to make an honest woman out of Cal so let’s help him out: right off the bat let me tell you diamonds in food do not go hand in hand. It could end with a trip to the emergency room after she swallows or eats it.

I saw an interesting proposal where the guy slipped the ring on the girl’s finger while she was asleep then he left for work. It was a really good idea because he was pretty lucky to escape all her ooohing and aaaahing and tears and when he got home he was met with a nice cooked meal and happy female.

The dinner proposal in a restaurant is a timeless classic; if you’re a shy guy then these might not be a good move for you because all the diners with stop eating to see if she accepts and a few guys might be hoping she doesn’t. Word of advice: It is also good to know beforehand  whether she will say yes as this will help save face and keep your manhood intact.

You could propose at Kencom which would really prove your love for her in front of multitudes but the ring might be gone before she sees it so let’s stick to safer zones. A party with all her friends present and the surprise would be great gives her gloating material and makes all her friends envious so you win *thumbs up*

You could propose on a mountain, in a river or in a cave but all that counts is her response and true Love. I have soo many ideas for a romantic proposal but I’m also keeping an eye on my word count so I truly wish you all the best and may you hear a resounding yes when you pop the question. J

 

P.S. Let it be noted that in the almost 3 weeks it took me to write this Izzo has not yet proposed so let’s hope it helps him and Calotta appreciates all the hard work I put into this.

 

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